Spurned Wife Leaves Cheating Husband and Twin Naked in Busy Car Park

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 12/17/2014 at 17:43 • Filed to: NSFW, Sexlopnik, Twinlopnik

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(Lead image chosen for its iconic relationship to cars and sexy times) !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! reports the obviously-NSFW story of a woman who discoverd her husband having an affair with her twin sister (CoorsTwins.gif). She found the pair having sex in a car parked outside the shopping center. Realizing they were discovered, they both jump out of the car, stark naked. The scorned woman sees an opportunity, jumps in the car, and drives off, leaving the two behind and naked.

PatBateman > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 17:46

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Why?! WHY would you cheat on your wife with a woman that looks and (probably) behaves EXACTLY like your wife?

I'm not saying go and cheat on your wife (I'm not going to on mine), but seriously... WHY?!?!

jkm7680 > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 17:47

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"Uh, Honestly. I thought it was you."

For Sweden > PatBateman 12/17/2014 at 17:47

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How can you know the two are identical if you don't sex?

davedave1111 > PatBateman 12/17/2014 at 17:51

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If they're that much alike, how was he supposed to tell he was screwing the wrong one, huh?

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 12/17/2014 at 17:52

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PatBateman > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 17:53

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This point. You made it well.

PatBateman > davedave1111 12/17/2014 at 17:57

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Alibi.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 18:09

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" leaving their two behinds naked"

Ftfy

(Also, mobile sucks)

Steve in Manhattan > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 18:28

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Did they really fuck in a VW Dasher? Nigh on impossible, let me tell you ....

E92M3 > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 18:30

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^This. Majority of twins aren't identical twins anyway.

505Turbeaux > PatBateman 12/17/2014 at 19:23

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meh, strange is strange. It's a state of mind

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn 12/17/2014 at 19:34

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HA. Well done.

PyramidHat > For Sweden 12/17/2014 at 19:47

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VW Dasher, no? Sort of like the car ones clueless dad would buy instead of getting a Scirocco, in a very "Couldn't find Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice" sort of way...

Agrajag > ttyymmnn 12/17/2014 at 21:19

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I knew what song this was before I hit play.

ttyymmnn > Agrajag 12/17/2014 at 22:11

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It's a true classic.